raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

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zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Aries

zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Aries

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

image

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master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

kyashana:

what pisses me off is when girls are literally sexist towards their own gender. in my civics class we were asked why we never had a female president and all the girls said it was because we pms. wtf? wtf is that shit? and then when girls say that other girls shouldnt participate in no shave november its like? wtf? WHAT THE FUCK?????

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

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shouldnt:

(p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

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